Edit: Up late again, after a near all nighter last night, but i FINALLY figured out what was wrong with my code for my website! YAY! Get this.... fucking capitalization. That was it. That was it. God. I am filled with an intense mix of rage, dumbfounded irritation at my own idiocy, and relief.... Either way... updated after two or three YEARS! i give you:
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ps, there's some new stuff in there. *grin wink grin*

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Another short rhyme session with my buddy. I am dead tired, I was up till six this morning trying to update my site. It's a VERY simple layout, no graphics at all, just text and a simpleviewer. It totally works locally, but when i upload it, it doesn't show the simpleviewer cell at all. FUCK! FUCK! Seriously, like five and a half hours of fiddling with code, and it's STILL not working... lol. *Sigh* So I'm completely spacing out and tired... and this was the result

[15:29] Pondocus: only one option
[15:30] Pondocus: ten minute online freestyle battle!
[15:30] Pondocus: gotta get the brain working before this tutorial
[15:30] Pondocus: I'm a damn zombie atm
[15:38] lumpnugget: jesus
[15:38] lumpnugget: me too
[15:38] lumpnugget: I totally just passed out sitting here
[15:41] lumpnugget: Fuck the code, I'm stuck in matrix mode, all I want to do is stumble home to my abode. Even with one eye closed, I keep you powned, with my wicked flow. It's best if you fear the seeds I've sown, for the fruit I've shown. Dropping like H.A.L.O. through a bitter snow, I've got the goods, so I get to crow.
[15:42] Pondocus: Kay sera sera and a one, two, three, I get no rest like a damn zombie, how many kids wanna be like me? No trucker pills, and no coffee, I can sleep when I dee eye ee. From the womb to the tomb, gotta stack that money, tall dollars, trophy wife and a ferari, gold chains don't come for free. Fuck that noise right in the ear, gotta wake up from this material nightmare, rockin' my sweatshop brand mensware, no rolex drippin' ice man I just don't care, sleep from here to neverland, wake up steal wendy gut hook and peter pan, tick tock the aligator best fuck right off till I'm done snoozin, or I will get the red eye madness, slit the throat and let the blood get to oozin
[15:48] lumpnugget: I wish I were just a bit more slow, but here's a second dose, designed to expose. I tear at your weaknesses, like a creepy uncle snatches nose. Like seven eleven this mind doesn't close. I;m high on corner store sushi, stumbling drunken and woozy. To let you compete is just plain cruelty, all them bitches needs to woo me, so sue me? I'm so bad I'm my own posse, like my FBI tail you've lost me. My shit's honestly, to frosty, to cross me. So stop me, if I'm to saucy, to floss teeth. My breath is shocking, and traffic stopping. lol
[15:50] Pondocus: lost boy's gonna see a damn red tide,...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside! on your marks, ready set go, I spark the ill flow while whatchin' willow on your girl's pillows, she be on the rag and blows smoke like a dragon, I part her red sea and steal off like the swagman, jungle bird bagman, spray mace at the hag and the triple bouncin hasbeens.
[15:50] Pondocus: hahah
[15:50] lumpnugget: hahaha
[15:50] Pondocus: I like the bit about the sushi, stumbling all woozy
[15:50] Pondocus: class
[15:55] Pondocus: this the last bit of wisdom before I gots to go, roll over with the blankey and the G I Joe, ya know, the broke go to war and the rich stay at home with the hos, videos, sideshows and all the rest of the sweet cherry blossoms
[15:55] lumpnugget: I'm to solid to suffer, hello, Hymen, I'm Buster. I'll take your woman like tin tin, and cut her. Too wicked for words, my mind grapes don't stutter, clear as crystal. The zen brain don't clutter, you fucker.
[15:56] lumpnugget: lol
[15:56] lumpnugget: oh man
[15:56] lumpnugget: that helped actually
[15:57] Pondocus: shit, nothin rhymes with blossoms but flossin's and mean uncle Hoss'ins, from bonanza, what a fuckin extravaganza, a whole song and dance for the dipshit who put the ants is his pants
[15:57] Pondocus: sweet